Funny jokes

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

By sarthak

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

Knock! Knock!

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Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” 

Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender.

Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”

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Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

Knock! Knock!

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Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Con…
OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?” Don’t miss these other hilarious knock-knock jokes.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

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There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them